this comes from a very obscure film called Puppy, if yall would like to see it in it’s entirety, i submitted it to internet archives last night (small content warning for nudity, weird race jokes, and terrible accents)

policenauts:

trinity of muslim anime dads

punkitt-is-here:

this is Yakuza to me

katelyn-danger:

djnusagi:

effemimaniac:

ihatepissvortex:

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Drake ruined an entire generation of men

this literally isn’t even skrillex anymore. they took all of the skrillex out of him. he’s just some guy now.

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single biggest downgrade of all time

He detransitioned…

gunsandfireandshit:

fatestayyuri:

Sam Bankman-Fried, the man behind FTX Crypto Exchange and Bronze ranked League of Legends player  Has been found guilty on all counts today for money laundering and fraud pic.twitter.com/q4P4i1n4fM  — Jake Lucky (@JakeSucky) November 2, 2023ALT

the potshot at his fucking league of legends rank thrown in there. Like he’s already going to jail man c'mon

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rslashrats:

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i hate that this is on “bad two sentence horror” because its actually good

firemarshallily:

prokopetz:

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from “banal” to “insightful” on the input side and “kind of deep” to “incredibly fucking dumb” on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

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mewttie asked:

do *you* think with your dick?

spitblaze:

spitblaze:

I think with my packer

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